ROFL! I've told folks before of wanting to be accompanied by a Priest,Rabbi and Imam wherever I go, just to be on the safe side in case something bad happens. Oh and a lawyer too. Maybe a bodyguard as well.
Might get expensive,huh? OK, to cut expenses I'd need a Rabbi who was also a lawyer. The bodyguard I guess could be one of those burly Irish priests. The Imam-always be concerned about him being occulted so I guess he'd just be an Imam.
He should check out Rev. Dave Dubya's Church of Christo-Paganism, where we celebrate contradictions. Although we can't be certain, I am pretty sure God does not belong to any church. Does He believe in humans or are we just a little hobby for His own amusement? And what if God is an atheist?
Pace سلام שלום Hasîtî शान्ति Barış 和平 Мир Peace
ReplyDeleteLike this. Peace.
ReplyDeleteNot a single thing about the Old Ones? Yog-Sothoth is gonna be pissed.
ReplyDeleteLOL! This fellow gets maximum use of the First Amendment.
ReplyDeleteUh oh, he blew it. He's going to Hell. Asking for forgiveness is a sin in the eyes of Truqioeurdathon, the One True God.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny, you have to agree with the underlying point though.
ReplyDeleteRandal - He didn't mention all of the Gods, but hard to do in only 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
ReplyDeleteTom - Didnt realize you were a Truqioeurdathonistian.
Walking Man - 和平 Мир back atcha.
Leslie - Peace.
Hmmm, religion as insurance, and this guy is so insecure about which faith to believe in that he wants multiple policies just to make sure.
ReplyDeleteThe god I believe in would chuckle good-naturedly.
since i guess i have everything to lose --- why not - i lose....
ReplyDeleteHolte,
ReplyDeleteROFL! I've told folks before of wanting to be accompanied by a Priest,Rabbi and Imam wherever I go, just to be on the safe side in case something bad happens. Oh and a lawyer too. Maybe a bodyguard as well.
Might get expensive,huh? OK, to cut expenses I'd need a Rabbi who was also a lawyer. The bodyguard I guess could be one of those burly Irish priests. The Imam-always be concerned about him being occulted so I guess he'd just be an Imam.
Good food for thought Holte.
He should check out Rev. Dave Dubya's Church of Christo-Paganism, where we celebrate contradictions. Although we can't be certain, I am pretty sure God does not belong to any church. Does He believe in humans or are we just a little hobby for His own amusement? And what if God is an atheist?
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