I don't know what's going on, but two times out of three anymore, when I go to watch an embedded YouTube video on a blog, I get a message that an error occurred, please try again later. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the result of many, many security updates pumped into Firefox and/or Windows.
So, without benefit of seeing the video, I'll just say that Jesus running for president would put money changers in the temple (Wall Street, etc.) and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce crowd in an incredibly awkward position, considering that He could neither be bought nor paid for. The whole galaxy of lobbyists, PR firms, political consultants, strategists and gurus would be up-ended. And corporate mass media would initiate massive layoffs, having lost all hope of big campaign ad buys from at least one side of the political divide for a whole four-year cycle.
Republicans would be in the most awkward position of all, being faced with an opponent they dare not lie to or about. I expect this would lead to a bonanza for dispensers of alcoholic beverages, shrinks and the pharmaceutical industry, thanks to a marked uptick in demand for booze, antidepressants and tranquilizers.
S.W. - Sorry you couldn't see it, I just tried it again and it worked for me. If you read this and still can't see it, go to YOUTUBE, that's where it lives.
TomCat, Tom and Lesley - Glad yall liked it. Good fun.
Seems to me that them who ape Christianity really have no clue what the truth of the matter is when it comes to their faith structure and how things really work in this universe.
Excuse me, are we all forgetting that Jesus was a Jew? If he doesn't convert to Christianity, he has to burn with Israel before the messiah, Jesus, comes.
the Pharisees of the Rushpubliscum Party would never tolerate a COMMANIST like Christ out in the streets, preaching his by-God un-Uhmuhricun spiel! Imagine.... social justice? Racial tolerance? He'd find out real fast who would cast the first stone.
Love it, Holte.
ReplyDeleteWere Jesus here today, the religious right would have him crucified, just like they did 2,000 years ago,
Well, we certainly can't let that socialist "community organizer" into the White House.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just realized: Have you ever seen Jesus Christ and Osama bin Laden together? You don't suppose...
Lordy, Lordy - love it. Would love to put it up on my FB. Some of my born-againer friends would probably think it's a Bible lesson.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's going on, but two times out of three anymore, when I go to watch an embedded YouTube video on a blog, I get a message that an error occurred, please try again later. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the result of many, many security updates pumped into Firefox and/or Windows.
ReplyDeleteSo, without benefit of seeing the video, I'll just say that Jesus running for president would put money changers in the temple (Wall Street, etc.) and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce crowd in an incredibly awkward position, considering that He could neither be bought nor paid for. The whole galaxy of lobbyists, PR firms, political consultants, strategists and gurus would be up-ended. And corporate mass media would initiate massive layoffs, having lost all hope of big campaign ad buys from at least one side of the political divide for a whole four-year cycle.
Republicans would be in the most awkward position of all, being faced with an opponent they dare not lie to or about. I expect this would lead to a bonanza for dispensers of alcoholic beverages, shrinks and the pharmaceutical industry, thanks to a marked uptick in demand for booze, antidepressants and tranquilizers.
S.W. - Sorry you couldn't see it, I just tried it again and it worked for me. If you read this and still can't see it, go to YOUTUBE, that's where it lives.
ReplyDeleteTomCat, Tom and Lesley - Glad yall liked it. Good fun.
I use firefox and it played for me.
ReplyDeleteSeems to me that them who ape Christianity really have no clue what the truth of the matter is when it comes to their faith structure and how things really work in this universe.
Let them rave.
Excuse me, are we all forgetting that Jesus was a Jew? If he doesn't convert to Christianity, he has to burn with Israel before the messiah, Jesus, comes.
ReplyDeleteAnyone with a beard cannot lead. So it is written.
ReplyDeleteOK, this time the video ran without protest. Satire that accurate is more instructive than humorous. Very well done.
ReplyDeleteFour dinners, what about this guy?
That it is, my friend.
ReplyDeletethe Pharisees of the Rushpubliscum Party would never tolerate a COMMANIST like Christ out in the streets, preaching his by-God un-Uhmuhricun spiel! Imagine.... social justice? Racial tolerance? He'd find out real fast who would cast the first stone.
ReplyDeletewould he wear the shroud of turin to the inauguration
ReplyDeletePuhleeeze, they'd nail his ass to a cherry tree cross. Oh, that's right, they already did that. You do know the pharisees were teabaggers, don'tcha?
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny it's scary. I expected to see a "Paid for by Satan" disclaimer at the end. But what I saw was equally as bad ;p
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